Rodney
McKay and the Evil Whumping Girls of Doom
Photos and story by Leesa Perrie and Jayne
Perry
Part Two
Offworld, the gate settles into a watery blue...
...erm... just use your imaginations, okay?
No sooner do they move away from the gate, than they are stunned
by
unknown aliens on a world that is white and yet curiously not cold...
Rodney wakes up surrounded by aliens and with no team in sight.
"Oh crap, this isn't good!"
The ground is curiously squidgy and with a check
design. They
must be inside the alien spaceship, though why it's squidgy he's not
sure he wants to know!
The aliens torture him...
(Evil Whumping Girls #1 and #2 discuss torture possibilities:
"No," says Evil Whumping Girl #1. "I'd need to research puncture
injuries and, really, that's just too much work!"
"No," says Evil Whumping Girl #2. "You can't torture him with a candle!"
"It's not a candle," defends Evil Whumping Girl #1. "It's a
Goa'uld torture stick!"
"But it looks like a candle..."
"Hmm, I suppose so." Evil Whumping Girl #1 sulks. "I supposed
I already tortured him with one of those in another
story anyway."
"Hey, how about torturing him with a giant iPod and put 'I'm a Barbie
Girl' on constant replay?" suggests Evil Whumping Girl #2.
"No, Wraithfodder
on LiveJournal did something a
bit similar to this to John," points out Evil Whumping Girl
#1.
"But that was to John, not Rodney! And it wasn't an iPod!" says Evil
Whumping Girl #2.
"Yeah, but it's still a breach of fanon copyright. I'd have to check
with Wraithfodder first before using it. Anyway, surely we can come up
with something more original?"
"Yes," cry both Evil Whumping Girl #1 and #2, rubbing their hands in
anticipation of much evil whumping!)
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