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216 Rating:
PG. Category: Humour. Story Status:
Complete Summary: Blair
and the green cheese.
Beta:
Thank you to Jayne Perry for the beta-reading.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich By Leesa Perrie
The sky was blue, the cheese was green, and Blair was wishing
he’d thrown it out sooner. Of course, the fact that
Jim
hadn’t noticed the mouldy lump in the refrigerator was
somewhat
worrying too.
“Hey Jim, your feeling okay?” asked Blair
“Sure. Why?” came the reply.
“Well, the cheese is green, and you haven’t thrown
it out,
so I was just wondering if everything is okay. I mean, you
usually notice these things long before me.”
“The cheese is meant
to be green, Sandburg.”
“What?”
“I said, the cheese is
meant to be green,” Jim replied.
“Green cheese? You mean, it isn’t
mouldy?” Blair was thoroughly confused, and took another peek
at the cheese.
“Of course it’s not mouldy,” Jim said, in
exasperation. “It’s a new kind of cheese that I
picked up
at that fancy place you like to shop at.”
“So, what’s in it? I mean, cheese
isn’t supposed
to be green! It’s unnatural!”
“It’s perfectly natural. It’s got garlic,
chives and
spring onions in it, and has some added spinach juice that gives it the
green look.”
“Oh.” Blair looked at the cheese and realised it
didn’t look mouldy after all, just very green.
He then continued to make Jim and himself some grilled cheese
sandwiches. Using the green cheese, of course.
The End
Author’s Note:
I made the cheese up, but I hope it sounds plausible!
