Warning to All
By Leesa Perrie
With thanks to Jayne Perry for the beta.
This is a plot bunny:
On its own, it is relatively harmless. Cute, fluffy and innocuous, with one simple little plot that isn’t hard to write.
But…this one is more dangerous than it looks.
Why?
Because, dear reader, this is a female plot bunny, and she is…
!!!Pregnant!!!!
(Cue scary music…)
Before you know it, you will have multiple plot bunnies and multiple plots, demanding attention and…
!!!Breeding!!!
If you know what is good for you, never buy a pregnant female. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever…
In fact, to be perfectly safe, get yourself a male and have him neutered!
Or even better…
!!!Stay away from plot bunnies!!!
Of course, this is not possible; they are experts in sneak attacks.
They have tapped your telephone line…
They read your emails and text messages…
They know who you are talking to and what about…
They know what you are watching…
And when you least expect it…
!!!They pounce!!!
You may think you are safe; you may never have written fanfic before, but no one is safe…
!!!From the plot bunnies!!!
They hide in your bedroom at night…
They slip into your dreams…
They slip into your thoughts…
!!!There is no escaping them!!!
They invite themselves into your life…
!!!And take it over!!!
And never make that most terrible mistake of all…
!!!Do NOT feed the plot bunnies!!!
So be warned, dear reader, be warned indeed.
And if you see one approaching you…
!!!RUN FOR YOUR SANITY!!!
The End
(“The End? There is no end…bwahahahaha!” -
direct quote from Plot Bunny Number Ten Thousand and One…)
!!!Help!!!
