Sing a Song of Stargate

Sing a song of stargate, a beaker full of Jell-O
Four and twenty Genii in a huge marshmallow
When the ‘mallow toasted, Sheppard brought some beer
Wasn’t that the strangest thing to set before Liz Weir?

By Driftwood

She Had a Little Puddle Jumper
(Set to I Had a Little Nut Tree)

She had a puddle jumper
Nowhere did it fly
But through the silvery stargate
And across the golden sky.
The Colonel of Atlantis
Went to visit her
And all for the sake
Of her puddle jumper!